Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet

Fine, he considers himself religious but non-denominational (no longer LDS). And fine, this is a cover. And fine, he’s an actor*. But it makes the cut because A. This was a performance at a Mormon ward talent show. B. Gosling’s got the moves C. Gosling’s got the haircut. D. Gosling’s got the pants. Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ‘Em.

*He actually does have a band but it’s indulgent celebrity rock band stuff so it can safely be ignored.

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